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Where the Hell is Moses Kuria?

It seems Moses Kuria, the man of many portfolios, embarked on a whirlwind adventure through the halls of government, only to find himself in a comedic conundrum. Starting off strong as the Cabinet Secretary for Investments, Trade, and Industry, he was the talk of the town. But alas, fate had other plans. In a twist fit for a sitcom, Kuria found himself shuffled over to the Public Service portfolio faster than you can say "bureaucratic shuffle". Then, the plot thickened! In a classic case of diplomatic drama, the US Trade Representative, Katherine Tai, decided to give Kuria a cold shoulder after cancelling not one, but two meetings with him. The reason? His "foul mouth". Oh, the irony! It seems even the most seasoned politicians can't escape the wrath of a sharp tongue. Since then, Kuria has seemingly vanished into thin air, keeping a low profile that would make even Bigfoot jealous. Rumour has it he's taken up residence in a cozy cave somewhere, pondering th

A Zulu man's prayer

"Oh Lord, we humble ourselves to you this day and ask you to forgive us our sins, although we have none. This is because it is not us who killed Jesus Christ, it was the whites. He was betrayed by a white man, and they sold Him to another white man who ordered that He be beaten.

It was the whites who even voted that He be crucified. The name of the betrayer was Judas Iscariot. We do not even have such names. We have the likes of: NKANYISO, XOLANI, ZAKHELE, THEMBA, DUMISANI, NKOSINATHI, ETC. We don't even know where is Golgotha, where He was Crucified. We only know how to go from Natal to Gauteng and back; we have never been to any of the Bible cities. So, we could not by anyway be involved in the crucifixion of our Lord. If you do not believe me, you could even watch the movie "PASSION OF CHRIST". There is no black man there.

Please Lord: let the black man be rich and the white man work for him.

AMEN."

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